They’re right. I am about to die from the cuteness.
This corgi is so fluffy, you’re going to die.
![Review of My Cat, where the f—k have you been. My life is incomplete without you.
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[After a short hiatus, we’re pleased to say that Review of my Cat is back!]
Cat: Dewey
Owner: Kate
Appearance: A
Dewey has a light fur/dark eyes combo rarely found in cats thus making him quite a handsome gentleman. He also has an attractively prominent Anglican nose.
Sociability: B
If you were to rate Dewey on a simple 1 = Avoids Contact / 5 = Seeks Contact scale, Dewey would be at about an 11. However, I’m going to argue that TOO MUCH friendliness warrants a point deduction. Dewey gets a 5 for greeting every guest with a leg rub. He gets -1 for indiscriminately doing the same for murderers and thieves.
Usefulness: F
Dewey has no use. In fact, he inhibits others’ usefulness via random tripping and gnawing.
Huggability: C
He accepts it immediately and rejects it shortly thereafter. It should be noted, though, that his feelings about the matter are rarely taken into account.
Overall Grade: C](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wposWir41r6d318o1_1280.jpg)
Review of My Cat, where the f—k have you been. My life is incomplete without you.
[After a short hiatus, we’re pleased to say that Review of my Cat is back!]
Cat: Dewey
Owner: Kate
Appearance: A
Dewey has a light fur/dark eyes combo rarely found in cats thus making him quite a handsome gentleman. He also has an attractively prominent Anglican nose.
Sociability: B
If you were to rate Dewey on a simple 1 = Avoids Contact / 5 = Seeks Contact scale, Dewey would be at about an 11. However, I’m going to argue that TOO MUCH friendliness warrants a point deduction. Dewey gets a 5 for greeting every guest with a leg rub. He gets -1 for indiscriminately doing the same for murderers and thieves.
Usefulness: F
Dewey has no use. In fact, he inhibits others’ usefulness via random tripping and gnawing.
Huggability: C
He accepts it immediately and rejects it shortly thereafter. It should be noted, though, that his feelings about the matter are rarely taken into account.
Overall Grade: C
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Fraggle Rock Movie of the Day: It’s official: A Fraggle Rock movie is happening.
Rango co-writer Jim Byrkit and former Cartoon Network exec Alex Manugian will pen the script, and The Jim Henson Co. and the Montecito Picture Co. are producing.
No word yet on when production will begin.
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Fraggle Rock Movie of the Day: It’s official: A Fraggle Rock movie is happening.
Rango co-writer Jim Byrkit and former Cartoon Network exec Alex Manugian will pen the script, and The Jim Henson Co. and the Montecito Picture Co. are producing.
No word yet on when production will begin.
Awwwwz! Good Crime Fighting Lobster Corgi.
Most of the internet knows Edison as the Corgi Lobster In A Pot (thanks for making him a meme, CorgiAddict!), but he has now eclipsed this honor by preventing our house from being burgled. All we know is that someone broke in, but left with nothing, most likely because Edison sounds a lot bigger than he is. Edison’s vigilant watchdog howl has often been inappropriately deployed, but I have never been more grateful for his “ARROOOOROOOROOOROOROO!”
Because a refrigerator is really a luxury item. I mean, poor people don’t really have food anyway. And what would those lazy people need with coffee makers. It’s not like they are putting that caffeine to good use anyway.
As usual, FoxNews more than blows.
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Fellow Tumblrers — please feel free to help Ray and his students out, if you can!
Dear followers, teachers, and the Tumblr #education community,
My name is Ray Stoeser and I am a second year English teacher at Crockett Technical High School in Detroit, MI. This…
I love Miguel. I think he is so underrated.
Perfect song for reflecting on last night and preparing for this weekend.
Miguel has released three excellent three-song mini-mixtapes this year (for free!), and you should download all three of them right now.
Ladies and Gentlemen of New York, it’s Fleet Week. Time to do your patriotic duty and welcome them to the City.
Fleet Week in full swing.
One of the young women who attended Silvio Berlusconi’s “bunga bunga” parties told a court on Friday that she dressed up as a burlesque version of U.S. President Barack Obama to entertain the former Italian prime minister.
In testimony during a trial against the 75-year-old Berlusconi on charges of paying for sex with an underage prostitute, Marysthell Polanco said she had also dressed as prosecutor Ilda Boccassini.
“I dressed up as Boccassini with a toga to make him laugh, and also as Obama,” Polanco told the court.
READ MORE: Berlusconi party girl says she dressed up as Obama
Whoa. Berlusconi was into some weird stuff.
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A literary classic.
Swann DVR Users Manual, no author (M, 30s, unbuttoned light blue button-down shirt, mussed dirty-blond hair, F train) http://bit.ly/J7JdA4
